Donald Trump, who becomes the President of the United States for the second time around on Monday, is a hologram or has been ‘raised from the dead’, according suspicious Brits
One-in-25 Brits reckon Donald Trump is actually a zombie. A poll of 2,000 Brits found that 4% think the 78-year-old Republican – who is due to be inaugurated as the 47th president on Monday – is a member of the undead.
Those polled were asked whether they reckoned Trump was either a zombie or a “hologram” created by the CIA.
Gen Z-ers, aged 18-29, were the most convinced that Trump wasn’t “real,” with 6% saying he was one or the other, and had been brought back from the dead by US operatives, who controlled him. The most famous hologram is Arnold Rimmer in Red Dwarf, played by actor Chris Barrie.
In the hit show, Rimmer is killed by a radiation leak in the first episode, but returns as a hologram, with feelings, touch and the ability to talk and interact with his surroundings.
He is also, worryingly, indestructible – and is even able to ditch the ‘H’ on his forehead when operating on ‘hard light’.
Alastair Taylor, 27, of Canterbury, Kent, said he knew that Donald Trump was a “real person” in the past, but that he suspected he had been “raised from the dead.”
He said: “I get Donald Trump the billionaire property mogul and TV star, but I don’t get Donald Trump the president.
“Certainly not president for a second time.”
The illustrator said: “I think with all that’s going on in the world – Ukraine, the Middle East, Palestine, global warming – the real people in power behind the scenes in America decided that only he could fix it.
“A zombie Donald Trump is only slightly worse than a hologram of him – but only in the sense that he might eat you if he’s a zombie.”
Sharon Groom, 31, of Amersham, Bucks, said she reckoned Trump would start “glitching” soon.
She said: “All holograms have glitches as they are made up of light waves, which makes it appear they are ‘real’ and three-dimensional.
“But when a system fails, the reality is exposed – it’s just about watching for these malfunctions in Trump very closely.”
A spokesman for Casino Bonus said: “It seems many of us want to question some accepted norms, including the reality of Donald Trump.”
By staronline@reachplc.com (Stian Alexander, Zita Whalley)
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